Once upon a time, a family went looking for a Christmas tree. “Where ever shall we go, mommy and daddy?” asked little Johnny. “I saw on Facebook that Chile Traditions has the nicest trees in town,” answered mom, “and we can get a 10 percent discount at their store with any tree we buy!” This made daddy very happy, and he replied with glee, “Well what are we waiting for?” “For you to get out of the bathroom,” said mom. So they all piled into the car and went to Chile Traditions’ tree lot on Wyoming just south of Montgomery next to Rio Grande Travel. They took home a lovely tree after stopping at the store and using their 10% discount. And they lived happily ever after!